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Motionless in White will be heading out on tour with For Today, Chelsea Grin, Carnifex, Sworn In, Ice Nine Kills, Black Tongue, The Family Ruin, and New Year’s Day!

Come see me at the San Antonio date on the 20th!

Its at 210 Kapone’s Live for only $20 online, and $22 at the door! Tickets at: http://www.bandsintown.com/MotionlessInWhite

Motionless In White - Beyond The Barricade Tour Dates

February 20th - Lancaster, PA @ Chameleon Club

February 21st - Millvale, PA @ Mr. Smalls Theatre

February 22nd - Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection

February 24th - Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave

February 27th - Chicago, IL @ The Bottom Lounge

February 28th - St. Louis, MO @ Ready Room

March 2nd - Denver, CO @ The Summit Music Hall

March 3rd - Salt Lake City, UT @ In the Venue

March 6th - Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre

March 7th - Vancouver, BC @ The Rio Theatre

March 8th - Seattle, WA @ El Corazon

March 10th - Sacramento, CA @ Ace of Spades

March 11th - Los Angeles, CA @ The Roxy

March 13th - San Diego, CA @ SOMA

March 14th - Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction

March 15th - Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction

March 16th - Mesa, AZ @ Nile Theatre

March 18th - Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater

March 20th - San Antonio, TX @ Kapone’s

March 21st - Grand Prairie, TX @ QuikTrip Park

March 24th - Toronto, ON @ The Opera House

March 25th - Montreal, QC @ La Tulipe

March 27th - Baltimore, MD @ Baltimore Soundstage

March 28th - New York, NY @ Irving Plaza

March 29th - Philadelphia, PA @ Theatre of Living Arts

super-who-lock-princess0919:

hijackfarm:

fandoms-ruin-my-life:

chipmunktheseaotter:

How in the world can people have such beautiful hair and it not look like it is dying?! I WANT TO KNOW THEIR SECRETS! So gorgeous. :3 And the styles. 

Hair porn, guys. This is it. 

SIT Y’ALLS MOTHERFUDGING ASSES DOWN BECAUSE I’M GETTIN ANGRY.

DYE DOES NOT KILL YOUR HAIR. I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I CAN TELL PEOPLE THIS. BLEACH. BLEACH KILLS YOUR HAIR.

with that being said, it’s relatively easy to repair your hair. DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY?! WELL IMMA TELL YOU.

BUY ALMOST ANY GODDAMN CONDITIONER. 3 MINUTE DEEP CONDITIONERS WORK BEST BUT STILL. 3 DOLLAR WALMART STUFF WILL DO YOU A WHOLE FRACKING WORLD OF GOOD. YOU SLATHER YOUR HEAD IN THAT SHIT AND LEAVE IT ON FOR A HALF HOUR. TADA MOTHERFUCKER. TA-FUCKING-DA. YOUR HAIR IS GONNA FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WORKS? NOT WASHING YOUR GODDAMN HAIR EVERY DAY LIKE A LUNATIC. THAT’S BAD FOR YOUR HAIR. AFTER BLEACHING YOU SHOULD WAIT TO WASH IT FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN STAND. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THE NATURAL OILS REPAIR HAIR BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN BUY AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? IT’S FUCKING FREEEEEEEEEEEE.

NOW, THE THIRD WAY TO MAKE YOUR GOD DAMN GLORIOUS HAIR LOOK NICE AFTER BLEACHING IS TO TRIM OFF THE MOTHERFUDGIN’ DEAD ENDS. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CLIP DEAD ENDS ANYWAYS.

THE DYE DOESN’T DAMAGE YOUR HAIR. IN FACT, IT CONDITIONS A LITTLE BIT. ESPECIALLY VEGETABLE BASED DYES LIKE MANIC PANIC AND STUFF. BASICALLY ALL THE FUN COLORS. PLEASE STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH DYED HAIR THAT IT’S GONNA TURN TO SHIT. WE KNOW. WE ALSO KNOW HOW TO AVOID IT BECAUSE WE’RE NOT AS IGNORANT AS YOU WERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS POST. 

NOW YOU MIGHT ALSO BE THINKING “FINE BUT THIS BITCH DON’T KNOW SHIT”

WRONG MOTHERFUCKER. I FINISHED ALL MY APPRENTICE HOURS TO BECOME A HAIRDRESSER BEFORE QUITTING. MY HAIR HAS BEEN EVER COLOR OF THE FUCKING RAINBOW AND THEN SOME. PERSONAL EXPERIENCE MY FRIEND. MY HAIR IS STILL SOFTER THAN A FUCKING KITTEN.

LASTLY, EVEN BLEACH ISN’T THAT BAD IF DONE PROPERLY. ALTHOUGH I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT, YOU CAN BLEACH YOUR HAIR TWICE IN ONE DAY (PROPERLY) AND STILL BE RELATIVELY OKAY. DON’T BE STUPID, PLEASE TALK TO YOUR HAIRDRESSERS BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING ON YOUR OWN. DRAGON OUT.

i may or may not have gotten angry

OMG BLESS YOU

kabutocub:

allthingsfurryandgay:

dragroone:

accio-aj:

4 and a half years difference, I finally recognise myself in the mirror.
Age 18 at my mum’s wedding in may 2010, a tough day having to wear a dress and attempt to look comfortable in it, but i got to change into a shirt and jeans after the ceremony/photos, the family had a great day so i couldn’t complain xD and then now at 2 years on testosterone and about 3 years after “coming out”.

DANNGG, You look really good man! Congratulations on your progress!

Oh my god I would so date the hell out of you.

You can’t help but feel so happy for him. :)

Smashing

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

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